Tuesday, July 11, 2006

We Must Preserve The Earth's Dwindling Resources For My Five Children

The Onion
As we move into the 21st century, it is our responsibility to think of the future of the earth—not for ourselves, but for those who will inherit what my husband and I leave behind when we're gone. If we do not join together and do what's best for this, our only planet, there may not be an environment left in which my five children, and their 25 children's 125 children, can grow up and raise large upper-middle-class families of their own.

Nothing less than the preservation of my descendents' lifestyle itself is at stake.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ha. You know what makes me laugh? When the parents of more than 2 kids (like, oh, *my* parents) bitch about driving.
"Where did all this goddamned traffic come from?" they snarl. And I snicker (to myself, for I have learned) and think, from uberbreeders like YOU, fool!