Thursday, March 05, 2009

Things to do before the kids come

The Poop
Wife: She should get really drunk. (Husband gets to be the designated driver.)

Me: She should buy Rock Band and play with her husband as much as possible. My wife and I played once for an hour, had a really good time and promised to do it again soon. That was more than a year ago.

Wife: She should consider taking pictures of herself naked. Because she may never look like this again.
Technorati Tag:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I really do wonder, if they think having kids will keep them from enjoying life and having fun, then why do they want to have kids?