Thursday, November 04, 2010

50 Reasons to Be Pretty Damn Euphoric You Live in New York City - New York News - Runnin' Scared

Runnin' Scared:
25. Except in select 'hoods like Park Slope and perhaps the Upper West Side, children are viewed as mysterious beings, rarely sighted and only occasionally understood, like pixies or magical small butlers. Until they scream, in which case, they are banished from the palace.
Which is why, when asked if I live in Park Slope, my answer is "Oh my god, no." My 'hood is very good for small dog spotting, though.

Is NYC the childfree capital of the Americas? I happen to think so.

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